Halloween night, home with my brother while my parents were out for the night. We are fighting all night because he was picking on me, as usual, so I decided I would go to bed. I had always had a fear of Halloween and scary movies and things like that since the night my father's birthday fell on Friday the 13th. ( hey I was 9 give me a break) Back to the story... I go in my room, close my door, and drifted off to sleep.....
Well, my brother ( being the total asshole that he is) decides that he isn't thru terrorizing me yet. So, he goes outside and cuts the power to the back side of the house where my room was. Now, I have always had to sleep with music playing because music was always playing in my house.. no matter what. So, when the music cut off I immediately woke up. But remember, he cut the power to everything on that side of the house so there was no light or sound anywhere... Frightened, I start to call out for my brother but there was no answer. Then I hear knock! knock! knock!!!!
*PRESS Pause*
Ok.. ya'll know I was about to sh*t on myself for this because even at 9 I was smart as a whip. My first thoughts were.. Who the hell is knockin on my damn door and where the hell is my brother? then the lil girl kicked in.. OH shit...they killed my brother and not they are here for me...* PRESS PLAY*
By this time, I know something isn't right... so I call out for my brother again.. no answer...no sound no nuthin.. Now usually, I could see the light from the kitchen under my door so I would know if someone was standing there... but there wasn't NONE. Then I hear this....
ch ch ch ch ... ah ah ah ah ah.. ch ch ch ch ahaha hahaahh * jason music*
Yea.. a bi+ch bought to jump out the window...at this point..But we had storm windows...
I get out the bed to try to turn on the light... but it DOESN'T WORK!!! Oh you got to be BULLSHI++IN me...*SIGH* Well this is were the years of living with a Marine kicked in.. "Kill or be killed" ... WOORAHH.. I feel around in the dark for something to swing with...If you gone get me.. I ain't about to make it easy for you... I hear the knock again... And I start screaming for my brother to quit playing because usually when he saw I was upset.. he would quit... but not tonight...
CH CH CH CH AH AH AH AH AH CH CH CH CH AH AH AH AH....
*Okay that damn noise is starting to piss me off.. so I say to myself..
SELF...... you got one of two choices.. You can wait on this fool to come in here and get you.. or you can open the door, fake him out and run to the neighbors house... I chose to RUN.. I reach for the knob and turn it.. that damn music still ringing in my ears.. I open the door and the first thing I see is.....
breathing...
Heart beat.. Ka thump PULSE....
breathing.... Heart beat KA thump Thump Thump Thump... PULSE
Only.... it was GLOWING!!!! Did I mention he had my dad's machete in his hand.."AHHH..SHI++IN ME!!!" You won't be killin my ass tonight, PA'TNA..I knocked his ass over like Refrigerator Pierre... ran thru the house and was almost to the highway when I passed my parents coming home... Kinda like it was in Ferris Belluer's Day Off.... Mind you, I was in my Care bear Pjs, barefoot, hadn't even broken a sweat cause I was on a mission to get the HELL away from that neighborhood. I have seen those Jason Movies before... women always fallin.. But Not ya girl...I had perfect form.. Head up, arms at my side, breathing in thru my nose and out thru my mouth...FLO JOE would have been Proud...
Now when I realized that my parents had slammed on brakes.. I knew I was safe cause I have seen my daddy whup a BUNCH of people.. I think he could have taken Jason...When I told him there was a man in the house with a machete, he went straight for the glove box... By this time, my brother had caught up to us( still in his Jason attire).. and my daddy realized what was going on.. WOOOOOO can you say "somebody is in TROUBLEEE... Better make that a DOUBBBLLLEEEE!!!!"
Let's just say ...... my brother couldn't sit for weeks...PLURAL... My daddy whupped his butt everytime he saw him...
"I" suggested he run away from home ...at least until his ass cooled down anyway..... ( I am terrible)...
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
And so that is what had happened.... Funny thing is though..Now I have an obsession with Ghosts WTF?...I feel like Buffie the freakin Vampire Slayer sometimes... But that's another Blog...
